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Anonymous asked:

Can I request g!p nat x reader smut? Where Reader is an agent who’s close to the team and Tony throws a party and all shield staff was invited. Reader and nat both get drunk and hook up. Reader becomes pregnant and her and nat talk about it and start secretly seeing each other. With Reader obviously pregnant the avengers make a bet on who the dad is which amuses Nat but makes her a little annoyed. And when Reader gives birth their daughter (?) looks exactly like nat.

Thanks in advance if you write this 💖

kitesxromanova answered:

Thanks for the request - here you go, I hope you enjoy!


Happy Little Accident

Natasha Romanoff x fem!reader

Warnings: smut - Natasha has a penis.

Word count: 5.4k words

Everyone hated, loved, a Tony Stark party. Usually someone would end up spilling some kind of secret, like the one-time Sam bought female underwear to spice up his sex life with Steve and Bucky, or they’d end up breaking something after having too much of Thor’s Asgardian ale. Most people in SHIELD had never experienced a Stark party, as they weren’t part of the close-knit group, however you were a close friend and regular colleague of theirs, as you were one of the highest ranked agents SHIELD had to offer, so you had been to many of them. Naturally, most of the agents jumped at the chance to attend a party hosted by the billionaire, desperate to get a glance at the heroes up close and personal, whereas, you weren’t too bothered, having been to far too many of these parties in the last few months, as the man threw a party for absolutely anything and everything he could.

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Anonymous asked:

hi!! i love your masterlist graphics, could you do some that are forest themed? thanks in advance, and no problem if you don’t!

saradika answered:

Hello! Ah, thank you so much, so happy that you like them!! I have done a few forest-themed ones (here and here) but I love that theme so much that I definitely wouldn’t mind making a couple more!! 🌲💕

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tarrenterror25 asked:

Hey J! I hope you're having a great day and a great week so far 💖

I have been loving seeing all the headers and dividers that you've been creating! You have a great eye for color and your designs are awesome! I see them and even though some wouldn't go with my current blog aesthetic, I've been tempted to just cram them all chaotically in there because they are just SO good! 😂

Would it be alright if I requested some dividers to use for my masterlist? I'll be cleaning it up again soon!

Just something to go with a dark/romantic floral pattern! Doesn't need to be super detailed and please take your time!

Thank you so much! 😘💕

saradika answered:

ahh hello my friend! omg thank you, you are too sweet! Feeling so 🥰 that you liked them, and I would love to make some for you! I tried to pick colors off your Masterlists. I hope they fit your theme (and if you want any recolored, just let me know! I can do that for sure!)

I am really hoping you are having a great weekend, too! 💖

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